A malaphor is a mix between two or more idioms or phrases. The definition seems to make it out that malaphors are created from a misuse of phrases, usually unintentional or in error. I disagree and say that while some malaphors are a result of confusion or unintentional error, there are many malaphors that are instead clever blendings of common phrases, much like word-play (puns). Here is a list of malaphors that I came up with along with the idioms/phrases they originated from and what they mean. Some of these I’ve been using for years*, some I created myself†, and the rest I found on the Internet. Enjoy!!